This has been spoken about many times. All girls say the same thing, Disney movies ruined our perceptions of life.
More specifically the Disney Princess movies.
First off all these girls are, like, 16 and they fall in love right away with their prince. What the fuck is this?! There is no such thing as love at first sight. Finding a prince and falling in love is the main goal for these girls. Really?! You can't find anything else to occupy yourself with?
Second they ruined the way I look at my hair. Jasmine has thick hair that goes down to her ass... I spent my entire childhood trying to get that hair. Guess what? It didn't fucking happen. Pocahantas had perfect hair all the time without a hair brush. Ariel's hair had to come from a bottle... No one is born with fire engine red hair. Belle tied her hair with a ribbon... Try to fucking do that, it doesn't work. Mulan cut her hair with a sword and it was perfect, I got a hair cut in freshman year and it just got perfect now... In senior year.
Third these girls were fucking sluts! Jasmine fell in love with a homeless boy and she always wore that slutty genie halloween costume. Snow White lived with seven midgets. Ariel wore a sea shell bra all over the place. Sleeping Beauty fell in love with a boy who kissed her while she was asleep. Not to mention Belle was screwing a dog.
Finally they taught me to fear old, fat, ugly people. A lot of the teachers I've had over the years have been old, fat, or ugly and they were okay. They're usually either sweet, adorable, or fucking crazy... But they were okay.
