Dreamers and Realists

"There are dreamers and there are realists. You would think that the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists but it's the opposite. The dreamers need the realists to keep them from floating too close to the sun and the realists need the dreamers to get their feet off the ground" ~Modern Family 

Children

I don't want children. People in my life constantly remind me of this because of how immature they are.

You're my best friend, you know that, but I've told you time and time again that I am not a shoulder to cry on. I have my own problems. You want me to comfort you just because he hurt your feelings? Spare me.

We're all growing up... What the fucks going on with you?